You could ask Roberts how he will vote, or how he would've voted, but nuthin' beats the ones below, except for the next batch that will come along.
Interrogation, or love-fest, begins Sept. 6.
8/1/2005
Mr. Sun's entries in the Most Dumbass Question for Judge Roberts contest.

Identify the most dumb-ass question that could possibly be asked of U.S. Supreme Court nominee John G. Roberts, Jr. at his upcoming confirmation hearings.
My entries:
- Is it true Nicholas Cage stole the Constitution, or did I get that all confused?
- Fantasy Draft -- Peyton Manning or Randy Moss?
- Do you see dead people, and by that I mean the founding fathers. I sure hope so.
- Who let the (Establishment) clause out? Who? Who?
- How many megapixels would the Founding Fathers recommend I get on my next digital camera?
- Is there a constitutional right to privacy that protects a woman's right to choose the family car, because I am sick to death of these lame-ass minivans.
- What is the funny feeling I get when someone raises the issue of dudes marrying dudes? (Rick Santorum only)
- Has it gotten to the point, do you think, that Tom Cruise is unconstitutional?
- What is it with people who don't love Jesus? What is their problem?
- How many pints of newborn baby blood must Justice Scalia drink each week in order to keep his edge?
- If I sent out my Pikachu to battle your Jigglypuff, who would win?
- If Potter Stewart had gotten a load of Justice Thomas' porn collection, would he have considered it obscene?
- Wasn't Justice Ginsburg hilarious as Ernestine on Laugh-In?
- How do you get onto the top platform in World 6-3 of Super Mario Sunshine?
- Ashley said that Kevin asked her to go to the water park, but I told her that he asked me first and she was all, "so what, he asked me second so he likes me better" and I was like "no way, with your fat calves and zits" -- and she was like "way!" which is totally ridiculous and I don't even like Kevin anyway, so wouldn't you say that Ahsley is a total bitch?
2 Comments:
- jw said...
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In order to gauge Robert's suitability, I would ask -- To whom would you award custody of two young children? Tommy Lee or Pamela Anderson?
- Anonymous said...
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How about: Do you exercise much?
how about this: do you agree with the recent SCOTUS ruling on eminent domain, and if so, do you own any property we should know about?
Posted by: stephen | August 02, 2005 at 04:07 PM